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NEW APP LETS YOU BOOK A 'VESPA' FOR YOUR NEXT RIDE
Uber, Careem in smart transportation
Cairo traffic is no joke; research by the World Bank shows that the capital's congestion problem costs Egypt a whopping EGP 50 billion per year, with too many cars and not enough trains or buses, for the millions of desperate workers to commute every day. But what about motorcycles? The question set entrepreneur Mohamed Salah off on a quest.
His app, aptly named Vesba, is similar to car booking applications such as Uber and Careem, except their vehicles are Vespas and scooters. The app, which was released on July 1st, is currently in its beta phase and only available for Android on the Google Play Store and aims to provide a faster, cheaper alternative transportation.
In an intervew with Startup Scene, Salah explains what gave him the idea for the innovative app and his plans for expansion. “Last winter I worked in Smart Village. I live in Dokki, and I used to have to make the trip to and from the village every day. Traffic was always really bad on the way home, and it got me wondering, why isn’t there a faster way for me to commute than cars and public transportation? That's how I got the idea for Vesba.”
It wasn’t until the recent increase in gas prices that Salah decided it was time to make his idea a reality. “I asked around and found out that Vespas and scooters use much less gas than cars do, making them a much cheaper mode of transportation. And they are perfect for someone who commutes alone, like I used to.”
For more on Vespa, check out their Facebook
THINGS IN EGYPT THAT ARE SCARIER THAN HALLOWEEN
There’s a reason Halloween never caught on in Egypt. White people may find zombies, goblins, vampires, and Jerry Springer scary, but we stuff koshary into plastic bags and squeeze it into our mouths and there’s literally nothing scarier. Let’s see if you people can handle our daily horrors.
Miss, you have giant skid marks where your eyebrows should be.
Soccer Moms Driving in Hyundai Matrix
Ma'am, would you mind terribly driving like the gremlins didn't just invade your car (and your mind)?
Applying for a Schengen Visa
So, like, not to call institutional racism bullshit, but this is some institutional racism bullshit.
Being a Cat in Nady El Gezira
we ever get reincarnated as felines in Egypt, we hope we have the good sense not to wander into Gezira Club. Unless, we come back as a panthera felines, in which case we'll be more than happy to give Gezira Club a taste of their own medicine.
Being a Maid in an Upscale Sahel Resort
Hey, Sahel, the 50s called, they want their segregated pools back!
How would you like to claw your way to the clerk's desk while slip 'n sliding in other people's sweat?
Kameen El Zaarafana
Why yes, officer, I do have glaucoma!
She will ruin your life and slut shame you for being sexually harassed, and then she'll celebrate with an awful rendition of Despacito that somehow makes the original sound like a classic masterpiece.
6 TYPES OF EGYPTIAN HASH DEALERS FROM A GIRL'S PERSPECTIVE
Whether you start off getting high for fun with your boyfriend, or to deal with your daddy issues, it is a habit that sometimes sticks. When the stuff runs dry and you can't always call your friend up to score for you, you are then forced to figure something out and tetsarrafy, and next thing you know, you have several contacts on your phone, starting with "D" and followed by their first names. With time, you learn that every dealer has their own unique traits, and then a pattern emerges! Here are 6 unique traits that you can identify your dealer by...
El Daloo3 (The Needy One)You have to sweet talk him into it. Almost like a demented version of foreplay. You'll call him "basha" and he'll predictably respond with "ya amar." He might say he has no good stuff for you at the moment, but if you whine a bit, he'll promise to come only for you. 'Cause you're the 'special' girl in his life.
El Nedeef (The Boy Next Door)He arrives in a sparkly clean black Hyundai dressed like he's ready to head to a party. He calls you up after he's given you the stuff to check up on you, and then promises to meet you next day with even better stuff. Surely customer relations should be the highest priority? Right?
El Kharban Neek (The Perpetually Stoned One)He's always high and he is insanely skinny. He shows no expressions other than being utterly stoned. You usually have to keep a total straight tone and never make eye contact. Maybe bring a guy along if it gets too awkward. And definitely don't try to make jokes with him in English to break the ice. It doesn't work.
UnknownHis phone is always switched off. He's probably been arrested. You might try to call when things are looking desperate, but you're risking waking up next to an overly friendly cellmate in prison.
3agy M3ako (The Way Too Friendly One)He's just a guy who wants to hang out! He wants to roll you a fat joint and talk about the meaning of life. You should not hang out with him, though, because he might want more than you bargained for. Do you really want to go there?
Motakhaffy (The Undercover One)He's a mechanic, or a barber, or amakwagy, yet he manages to keep his secret life under wraps. He rarely has nice hash. He rarely picks up aslan.
Dealing drugs can get you up to 25 years in jail.