كدبة ابريل واحلى كدب
كدبة ابريل تقليد اوربى فى العالم كلة كلة بيحب يكدب فى اليوم دة فعلا البشرية تتحدى الملل على اساس انهم مش بيكدبوا باقى ايام السنة
طبعا السلفيين و الاخوان بكرة يكفروا الى يكدب فى اليوم دة علشان حرام اننا نكدب لكن هما حلال
فى مصر جات اول كدبة فى يوم31 مارس بموت مبارك للمرة المليون وبكدة دخل موسوعة جينيس بعدد مرات موتة
افتكر اشهر كدبة فى ابريل فى مصر
فى التسعينات طلعت كدبة ان عمرو دياب مريض بالايدز
بهاء سلطان جاسوس!!
نانسى عجرم عندة كلاب فى بيتها اسمة محمد!!
فيفى عبدة ركبت انوار نيون فى قبرها علشان بتخاف من الضلمة
تجربة صاوريخ نواوية كانت السبب فى قطع الكهرباء عن مصر!!
كدبة ان الى يشرب من النيل لزم يرجع لة تانى!!
كدبة ان الطفل المصرى ازكى طفل فى العالم!!
كدبة ان مصر ام الدنيا و اللمبى امة فرنسا
كدبة عن اللبان الجنسى الى تاكلة البنت و و تغتصب الشاب!!
كدبة اسلام مايكل جاكسون!!
دول الى افتكرتهما بس
المهم لماذا يكذب الناس. قال الباحث الإنكليزي جون شيمل الذي شغل نفسه بالكذب وبالبحث عن أصوله ودوافعه ومسبباته "إذا كان الكذب قد أصبح صفة يتميز بها البشر عن سائر المخلوقات ويستخدمونه في شتى مرافق الحياة واتصالاتهم العامة أو الخاصة فان كل الأدلة تثبت أن المرأة أكثر استخداما للكذب من الرجل".
وأضاف أن السبب في ذلك "يرجع إلى عاملين أولهما عامل نفسي عاطفي فالمرأة أكثر عاطفية من الرجل ولأن الكذب حالة نفسية ترتبط بالجانب العاطفي أكثر من ارتباطها بالجانب العقلاني فالنتيجة الطبيعية أن تكون المرأة أكثر كذبا من الرجل".
وتابع "والعامل الثاني أن الكذب بصفة عامة هو سمة المستضعفين والإنسان غالبا ما يلجأ إلي الكذب لإحساسه بالضعف من حالة من المعاناة والاضطهاد وللهروب من واقع أليم يعيشه ولأن المرأة خلقت اضعف من الرجل وعاشت على مر العصور وفي مختلف المجتمعات البشرية تعاني الاضطهاد والقهر فكان لابد وأن تلجأ إلى الكذب".
كمثال لكذبة ما حدث في الخليج والسعودية على وجه الخصوص في أبريل 2009 عن وجود مادة الزئبق الأحمر في مكنات الخياطة من نوع سنجر (أبو أسد) القديمة، وأصبح الجميع يبحثون عن هذه المكنات في كل مكان ووصلت أسعارها في بعض المناطق في السعودية ما يقارب المائة ألف ريال، وحتى منتصف أبريل أغلب مواقع الإنترنت تعرض مكنات للبيع بأسعار خيالية لا تقل بأي حال من الأحوال عن خمسة وعشرون ألف ريال، فهذا مثال لكذبة أبريل التي راح ضحيتها الكثير، وفي نفس الوقت غني بسببها الكثيرون
April Fools' Day: today's best stories
A Green Paper leaked today proposes a ‘Thermal Reduction Initiative (Champagne)’ that would add a nine per cent duty to all chilled champagne sold in public places.
According to the Government, some establishments in the City of London, and in Alderley Edge, the Cheshire village infamous as a playground for footballers’ wives, use as much energy chilling champagne in a single evening as a medium-size hospital expends on light and heating. Serving warm champagne, says No 10, is good for the environment.
The TRIC attack on champagne drinkers could be seen as a political manoeuvre to counter angry concerns that the ‘pasty tax’ was an upper-class assault on a working-class snack.
The £23 perfume includes a whiff of oils in the players' massage area, the fresh-cut pitch and leather from boss Arsene Wenger's dugout seat.
Experts who blended the scent also included a hint of matchday food prepared in the posh Diamond Club by celebrity chef Raymond Blanc — and even a touch of striker Robin van Persie's hair products.
England star Jack Wilshere, 20 — who helped pick and test aromas — said: "This brings me right back to the heart of Emirates Stadium whenever I want."
Britain's Got Talent judges Simon Cowell and David Walliams have been photographed by the Sunday Mirror enjoying a romantic picnic and pedalo ride.
They had a couple of hours relaxing together and when Simon cheekily teased David, he playfully whacked him with a daffodil.
Walliams, 40, has been ribbing Cowell, 52, with gay jibes on BGT since the beginning of the series.
But as the pair took to the boating lake in a giant plastic white pedalo swan for an afternoon of fun, it’s good to see they've finally put those rumours to rest.
David Cameron has asked Shaun Ryder, the Happy Mondays singer, to advise the Conservative Party on class, the Observer says.
"It's been a terrible week and a half, and the thinking was that a bit of working-class nous and glamour would be very welcome," said a source close to Downing Street. "Discreet inquiries established that Ryder was not the committed Labour supporter that people might think he is."
He has already devised a T-shirt which makes light of "pastygate", adapting the George Osborne mantra "We're all in this together".
Celebrities including Claudia Winkelman, David Walliams, David Tennant and Miranda Hart have agreed to model the T-shirts, which picture Cameron eating a pasty alongside the slogan "We're All Eating This Together" and look set to become cult items.
The Government is to turn to reality television in an attempt to "reconnect" with the public and find a successor to Steve Hilton, the Prime Minister's "blue skies thinker", the Sunday Telegraphreports.
Ministers have opened talks with broadcasters over a programme which will find a new Downing Street adviser prepared to "think outside the usual conventions".
Contestants would have to come up with radical but workable policy ideas which could withstand the rigour of Whitehall scrutiny. They would be grilled by an expert judging panel made up of ex-civil servants and ministers, such as former defence minister Michael Portillo and Baron Jones of Birmingham, who was both Director-General of the CBI and a trade minister. Though the programme would be styled on the format of The Apprentice, viewers would have a say in choosing the winner through a telephone and online vote.
Police have launched a hosepipe amnesty for gardeners and are calling on gardeners to hand in their sprinklers ahead of a summer of drought, says the Independent on Sunday.
A pilot scheme was being trialled yesterday in Kingston-upon-Thames. By midday a queue had already formed on the steps of the police station, as people prepared to hand over a variety of watering and sprinkling systems. Jo Cobley, 42, was waiting with her son Daniel, eight, and her 30m Maxi Pro Hozelock. "It seems a shame because I love my hose," she said, "but it makes sense to hand it in when you've got kids because they might play with it when you're not looking." In return, they were being given a free "I've piped down!" badge.
Just a few hours earlier at the nearby Addison Garden allotments, keen vegetable growers were giving their crops a last water before handing in their hoses. Joan McConn, 65, said she would do so reluctantly.
"They've said that anyone caught with a hose can be kicked off the allotments. There are a lot of snitches and giving it to the police means you can't be accused of anything."
Google has unveiled its latest product: Google Maps for Nintendo, featuring clunky 8-bit graphics, simply controls and a "timeless soundtrack".